[Verse 1]
C'mon, kiddies, gather round
Who's your foremost friend in town?
From Main to Maple the name resounds
Professor Nutbutter
He's the one, the humble one
The Barkley County prodigal son
Here to serve only you
Professor Nutbutter

[Verse 2]
At old Nutbutter's house of treats, from jellied jams to sacks of sweets
There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all
Chemist, master of entomology the professor for a modest fee
Will cure what ails you, guaranteed Professor Nutbutter

[Refrain]
It's alright to fear the worm

[Verse 3]
C'mon, kiddies, don't be shy
Be youthful 'till the day you die
The man, the myth, the magic of
Professor Nutbutter
He's the one, the only one
The Meeklyville prodigal son
Here to help us with ourselves
Professor Nutbutter
[Refrain]
It's alright to fear the worm
It's alright to fear the worm
It's alright to fear the worm

[Spoken]
(It’s alright, to fear the worm
The worm, the worm is our friend
Um, but not all it’s properties of the worm are going to be uh, fully, fully, well, uh, appreciated by the uh, the human body itself
But uh, it’s-it's it’s o- it’s okay to, to fear the worm
Um, I myself have had no, uh, problems with the worm
But in a certain situation, I would fear what-what, uh, ramifications, um, uh could occur
Uh, there’s there’s really no need to uh, to fear much of anything you know
Fear the, uh...fear the temptation of the worm is a more, probably more, more appropriate for this particular scenario
Uh, the uh, well it's-it depends on what you want, I suppose, it really depends on what you want...)

[Outro]
Come on, kiddies gather ‘round
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From Main to Maple the name resounds
Professor Nutbutter