[Intro]

[Verse 1]
What if Christmas didn't come this year
And no one paid for Christmas cheer?
Who would cry the biggest tear
The child or the store?

[Verse 2]
Why do brides wear virgin white?
Most do not deserve that right
But to choose a color of their delight
Would surely bring on the frowns

[Bridge 1]
Yeah
Yeah
Di-dime-dime-dickey-dickey-dime-dime
Di-dime-dime-dickey-dickey
Woah, oh!
Yeah
Here we go, here we go!

[Chorus]
To defy the laws of tradition
Is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition
Is a crusade only of the brave, yeah
[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Suppose the taxman, he comes to town
And you don't lay your money down
Yet Mr. Jones he killed Mr. Brown the other day, hey
Well I wonder, who's gonna go to hell
[?]
Hell, hell, yeah-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, yeah!

[Bridge 2]
Yeah
Di-di-dime-dime-dickey-dickey-dime-dime
Di-dime-dime-dickey-dickey
Woah, oh!
Yeah
Oh, I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill
Oh, and I wanna be a law someday
Can I be the law the-the law the-the-the-the oh yeah
Here we go, here we go, here we go!

[Chorus]
To defy the laws of tradition
Is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition
Is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition
Is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition
Is a crusade only of the brave