[Les Claypool]
I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

[Stan & Kyle]
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

[Les Claypool]
Goin' down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

[Cartman]
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "howdy neighbour!"

[Les Claypool]
Headin' on down to South Park
See, see if I can't unwind

[Kenny]
Our town is bigger, dammit!
Right down to the little granite!

[Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine