When I was only three
My mom said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day

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Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three freakin' eyes

I get up in the afternoon
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the slut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screw
That's what I was born to do
Whoooaaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day

Fuck fuck fuck yeah
Fuck yeah!

...Fuck yeah, dude