I dig go go girls
??????? and Geisha girls
TVs and entertainers
Movie stars and cop persuaders

I love a good drink
I drink 'til I sink
No one can speak to me
I love a good drink

How come I am really such a bore?

I dig racist movies
Jungle Bunnies, Nips and Coolies
Indians who bite the dust
General Custer shouldn't have lost

I read all the latest
Go steal the
He can name the presidents
The latest news and current events

How come I am really such a bore?
How come I am really such a bore?

Maybe I'm an idiot?
Maybe I'm just craaaaaazy
Maybe I'm intelligent
Maybe I'm a lunatic