[Verse 1]
Some weepy creepy, willow pillow, boggy shit
Transcendental big wheel, can ya feel it?
I got a chickie face down, trippin' so damn hard
His head splits open, stuffin' spills out into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog
You paint a monkey gold, let him loose downtown
You start him with a smile, he'll come back with a frown

[Chorus]
He's just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
Ah-hoo! I'm thick and thin and all right

[Verse 2]
I'm happy, feelin' crappy in my nappy little car
I'm squozen, frozen, duplicated, drunk in a bar
A tape recorded, all distorted genius machine
A spokes model dippied in some refried beans
Piggies pay full price to put their necks on the stumpy
Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pumpy
Multi nippled, rotating DJ sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat

[Chorus]
I'm just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
Ah-hoo! I'm thick and thin and alright
Alright, alright, alright, yeah
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Outro]
Woah, twig in the wind, twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
Well, alright