[Intro]
Excuse me, can I tell you a story?
Yeah, lay it on us, man
Okay, goes like this

[Verse 1]
I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
Lalalalala, I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
I got myself a little tube amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream
I got myself a tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

[Verse 2]
I got myself a brand new Big Bertha driver
Gonna take it to the range, take it to the range
Take it to the range, I got myself a new Big Bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one
300 yards (Hit a big one!)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier
They're really good, they're Sabian
They're great, they're Sabian, I got myself a new cymbal supplier
Now I'm gonna crash, now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one