[Intro]
Hey!

[Verse 1]
Had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed that evil girl how nasty the Tiki Gods could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little Tiki God made sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, why you make me shake? You make me shiver, alright

[Chorus]
I got a Tiki God
Save me
I got a Tiki God
Yeah!

[Verse 2]
Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how but the Tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the God was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's three wishes, no, no
[Chorus]
He had a Tiki God
Saved him
He had a Tiki God

[Bridge]
Take it!
Na, na-na, na-na, na
Na, na-na, na-na, na
Na, na-na, na-na, na
Na, na-na, na-na, na
Na, na-na, na-na, na
Na, na-na, na-na, na
Na, na-na, na-na, na
Na, na-na, na-na, na

[Verse 3]
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shot
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think this kinda fun can last?
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle in the ocean
He splits the cloud, divide the sea
He shows those evil guys how nasty those Tiki Gods can be, alright!
[Chorus]
He had a Tiki God
Saved him
He had a Tiki God

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Alright!