[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum

[Verse 1]
Ask him what the time is, he'll look upon the sun
Ask him what the time is, he'll look upon the sun
Ask him what the time is, he'll look upon the sun
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum

[spoken]
Hey, Jennings, Colon Man's standing up over there, he looks so sad
Let's go over there and talk to him, he maybe think we might be laughing at him
Let's go over there and cheer him up
Hey, Colon Man, we are not laughing at you, we're laughing with you
And we want you to come over and jive with us now to sing this song

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum
[Verse 2]
Zoot suit, eyeglass, merry cannot come
Zoot suit, eyeglass, merry cannot come
Zoot suit, eyeglass, merry cannot come
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum

[Verse 3]
So fast he leave the island, so quickly he'll come back
So fast he leave the island, so quickly he'll come back
So fast he leave the island, so quickly he'll come back
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
One, two, three, four, Colon Man had come
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum
With his brass chain, it licks him belly fum, fum, fum