[Spoken]
All right, children
The lights are out and the party's over
It's time for me, Doctor D, to start running
And say goodbye for a little while

And I know you're gonna miss me
So I'll leave you with this:
You know that big ball of radiation we call the Sun?
Well, it'll burst you into flames
If you stay in one place too long
That is, if the static don't get you first

So remember: even if you're dusted,
You may be gone,
But out here in the desert
Your shadow lives on without you

This is Dr. Death Defying, signing off...

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