[Intro]
I don't have no one
But me, myself and I
Listen -

[Verse 1]
Loneliness, don't bother me
I have plenty of company
I'm surrounded, love and affection
And I'm the center of the attraction
So why are these tears in my eyes
A guy like me should never cry
I hide myself behind a lie
All my smiles are just pretend
Cause my one and only friends are (Me, myself and I)

[Pre-Chorus]
Like a clown that looks so happy
Just like old Pagliacci
I do a waltz, sometimes a tango
Just like Mr. Bojangles

[Chorus]
But when I'm alone, I draw the shades
And throw away the masquerade
And all my tears go on parade
Oh how happy we appear
The Three Lonely Musketeers (Me, myself and I)
[Verse 2]
It's me, myself and I
Hey, we're just like Laurel and Hardy
We're the life of every party
It's me, myself and I
Hey but when the crowd is gone
You can still see us crying on (each others shoulder alone)

[bridge]
Me, yeah, yeah
Me, myself and I, oh yes I am

[Chorus]
Hey, but when I'm alone and I draw my shades
I throw away my masquerade
And all my poor tears go on parade
Oh how happy we appear
The Three Lonely Musketeers (Me, myself an I)

[Outro]
That's why, It's me, my self and I
Hey, we're just like Laurel and Hardy
We're the life of every party
It's me, myself and I
Hey, but when the crowd is gone
You can still see us crying on (each others shoulder alone)
Hey, listen, we ain't making baby we just faking it baby
We're just like Laurel and Hardy
We're the life of every party
We ain't making baby