[Verse 1]
How much of the pee do you wee
When you're little, and you're only three?
Do you wiggle and watch?
Does it jiggle and splotch?
Do you do like a dog on a tree?
When you're little, and you're only three

[Verse 2]
How much of a pee do you wee?
When you're little and you're only three?
Do you wiggle and watch?
Does it jiggle and splotch?
Do you do like a dog on a tree?
When you're little, and you're only three

(One more time)

[Verse 3]
How much of a pee does ya wee?
When you're little and you're only three?
Do you twiggle and swatch?
Does it biggle and splash?
Do you do like a dog on a tree?
When you're little, and you're only three
[Verse 4]
How much of a pee do you wee? Oh
When you're little and you're only three?
Do you wiggle and watch?
Does it jiggle and splotch?
Do you do like a dog on a tree?
When you're little, and you're only three