[Verse 1]
My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried
Swappin' your blood with formaldehyde?
Monsters?
Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide
Jesus, don't you know that you coulda died? You shoulda died
With the monsters that talk, monsters that walk the Earth

[Chorus]
And she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes
And she's got knee-high socks, wore to cover a bruise
She's got an old death kit she's been meanin' to use
She's got blood in her eyes, in her eyes for you
She's got blood in her eyes for you

[Verse 2]
Certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads
They run you hot and cold like a rheostat, I mean a thermostat
So you bite on a towel, hope it won't hurt too bad
My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried
Swappin' your blood with formaldehyde?
What monsters that talk, monsters that walk the Earth

[Chorus]
And she says, "I like long walks and sci-fi movies
If you're six-foot tall and East Coast bred
Then some lonely night, we can get together
And I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather
And drill a tiny hole into your head
I'm gonna drill a tiny hole into your head"