[Chorus 1]
We've been terrorized
With television problems
At sale price
Well, if it's too good to be true
We've been terrorized
With air-conditioned issues
In spare times
Well, if it's too good to be true
I can't live without you

[Verse 1]
I've pretended to care for hours
I've pretended to care for days

[Chorus 2]
But your mouth never closed
Your excuses are filled with holes
Suppose you're being lied to
Would you ever even know?

[Chorus 1]
We've been terrorized
With air-conditioned issues
And spare dimes
What do you believe in more?
We've been terrorized
The oldest magician returns
To steal your soul
(What do you believe in more?)
[Verse 2]
There's a special logic that grows with commercial perversion
(It'll put your mind at ease)
Just to be safe
(It'll put your mind at ease)
It's like being blindfolded all the time

[Chorus 2]
But your mouth never closed
Your excuses are filled with holes
Suppose you're being lied to
Would you ever even know? Oh

[Bridge]
'Cause you'll be compensated for your testimonial
Just do your best to make it feel as real as possible
'Cause you'll become ok with all the things you didn't know
Just do your best to make it seem natural

[Chorus 1]
We've been terrorized
With television problems
At full price
Well, if it's too good to be true
We've been terrorized
With air-conditioned issues
In spare times
Well, if it's too good to be true
We've been terrorized
We've been terrorized
We've been terrorized
We've been terrorized
[Outro]
We'll be the last to know and the first ones to go