Adam Sandler
Somebody Kill Me Please
[Verse]
You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know
I know that you need me too
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true

[Chorus]
But it was all just bullshit
Yeah it was all just a fucking joke
And when I think of you Linda
I hope you fucking choke

[Verse]
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly

[Chorus]
Cause it was all just bullshit
Yeah it was all just a fucking joke
And when I think of you Linda
I hope you fucking choke

[Bridge]
And I will never forget that night
When I asked you to be my wife
And when you left me standing there
It fucking ruined my life
(Cause it was all just bullshit)
[Chorus]
Oh somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on my knees
Pretty pretty please just kill me
Because I wanna fucking die
Just put a bullet in my head
I hate you