[Intro]
Alright, I'm gonna play guitar a little bit for you

[Verse]
My kid's only got one line in a play
My kid's only got one line in a play
My kid's only got one line in a play
My kid's only got one line in a play
And yet, the fact is
We still gotta practice
Every day
Oh, no, my kid's only got one line in a play
My-my-my kid's only got one line in a play
The dumb teacher gave the big parts away
Oh, no, my kid's only got one line in a play
It's in the first five minutes
But my wife says we still gotta stay the whole way
Fuck no, my kid's only got one line in a play
As soon as my wife looks the other way
I phone in a bomb scare and I call it a day
Because my kid's only got one line in a play
And she got it wrong