[Intro]
He's not. Leave him alone. Get the fucking lights off of him. He seems like a decent man. Sorry

[Verse]
I am gonna read a book
Read a book, read a book
Gonna be a better man
Better man than I am
So I go to Amazon
Amazon dot com
And I buy a dozen books
Lots of books, smart books
They will ship them right away
Right away, in a day
And I have Amazon Prime
So it doesn't cost a dime
So I look at my new book
Take a look at my book
Right away I tune out
Don't like reading, get distracted
So I turn on my TV
TV good, reading bad
And I watch Property Brothers
For eleven fucking hours
Hello, hello