[Intro]
Are there married folks out there tonight? Married folks
I love it. Okay, this is for you guys

[Verse]
You tell me I'm wrong
But I know I'm right
You say, "No fucking way"
But I insist that I'm right
So I pull out my phone
And I look it up
I right away see I was wrong
But I pretend I can't find the answer
So I fake like I'm still looking
And you say, "So who's right?"
I say, "My phone sucks"
And blame AT&T reception
Then you start to look it up
So I just grab your phone and drop it into a glass of iced tea

[Outro]
Thank you