[Intro]

[Spoken: Danny Elfman]
Here's a story, about a little man named Piggy!

[Verse 1]
Piggy met Baby in a disco bar
He said, “What a cute little piggy you are”
And he took one look at her, her rocket tits
And he smiled real wide and said, “Baby, you're it"

[Chorus]
Hey, little Piggy!
Hey, hey, hey-ha-ha!
Hey, little Piggy!
Hey, hey-hey, ha-ha-ha!
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh
Hey-hey-hey!
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh

[Verse 2]
Piggy said, "Baby, won't you come with me?
My little place is three steps away
Piggy's gonna' take us both to paradise"
He said, "Come on, little baby, won't you please be nice?"
[Chorus]
Hey, little Piggy!
Hey, hey, hey-ha-ha!
Hey, little Piggy!
Oh, oh, ohh-ohh
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh
Hey-hey-hey!
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Piggy said, "Baby, do you have a smoke?"
Then Baby said, "No," she was trying to quit
Well, Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats
He dropped his jaw, he said, "Shit!"
Now, Piggy and Baby had some swingin' times
And although Piggy was stupid, Baby shouldn't mind
Baby said, "Piggy, take us straight to the stars!"
And Piggy said, "Huh? Whatever"

[Chorus]
Hey, little Piggy!
Hey, hey, hey-ha-ha!
Hey, little Piggy!
Hey, hey, hey, hey-hey!
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh
Hey-hey-hey!
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
Now, Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park, hah
It seems that Piggy was in, haha, kind of a fix!
He owed some bills to a couple of sharks, who were
Who were getting kinda itchy in their fingertips, and uh

So they figured it was best to clear out for a while
And they had lots of friends, or so Piggy would boast
And his little, kinda' habit was getting out of control
So they, so they packed up the Lincoln, and they headed for the coast

Now, Baby started smoking again on the way, and
Piggy's little habit was making him sweat
So they, so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days
To, to scam up some cash, and make a few bets, now

[Bridge]
Hey, oh-hey!
Oh, hey! Woah-ooh-woah!
Hey, oh-hey!
Oh, yeah-yeah-ah!
Hey, oh-hey!
Oh, hey! Woah-ooh-woah!
Woah-oh-oh, oh-ohh-oh! Yeah!
Woah-ho, yeah!
Woah-ho, yeah!
Woah-ho, yeah!
Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh -woah-oh-ooh!
Yeah! Y-
Yeah, Piggy!
Yeah, Piggy!
Woah! Woah!
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
They went up and shacked up in a place on the strip, and uh
Piggy made some calls, Baby got sick
Uh, Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea
And she said, "C'mon honey, you know what we need!"

But the problem, you see, was they were broke as shit
So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks, well
She argued at first, then she finally agreed
And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street

Now, now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean!
And Piggy was high on his self-esteem!
So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop!
But the cop said, "Fuck you!"
And Piggy, got, popped
Tsk-tsk-tsk, tsk-tsk

[Outro]
Hey, little Piggy!
Hey, hey, hey-ha-ha!
Hey, little Piggy!
Oh, oh, ohh-ohh
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh
Hey-hey-hey!
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh
(Hey-hey!)
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh
Hey-hey-hey!
Oh-ohh-oh
Oh-ohh-oh