Now Pluto girls are neat but you know they'll
Eat you up alive
Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below
It isn't easy to survive
And Neptune girls are great for dancing
With a dozen arms and legs
They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night
But it's so hard to kiss three heads

[Chorus]
I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls

Now Martian girls are really pretty
With complexions bright and green
But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass
I think their pointed heads are keen
And Saturn girls are really funny they can
Make you laugh to death (Ha ha ha!)
With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas

Why it's a chore to take a breath (Take a breath)

[Chorus]
I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls
[guitar solo]

[Chorus]
I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls (etc. etc.)

[Chours II] - girls- girls- girls- girls - Yeah I need
Girls -girls- girls- girls - I need... (etc. etc.)

[Chorus III]- Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia
Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia