[Verse 1]
I sense door clang, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

[Chorus]
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved!

[Verse 2]
I sense bell doors, come on in
Pee-pee tell, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lip

[Chorus]
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

In the white!

[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Uh, I see…
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smotherеd, Andy’s butt

[Chorus]
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed