[Verse 1]
Bell on door clangs, come on in!
Floyd observes my hair chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

[Chorus]
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

[Verse 2]
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

[Chorus]
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
Uh

[Verse 3]
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns, they cut me up
I die smother in Aunt Bee's muff!

[Chorus]
I was shamеd
I was shamed
I was shamed