I've never met a salesman like you before
Lions of the world just rippin' us apart
Scratch one out, along the way
Think I got one more word left to say

I've never met a salesman like you before
Lines of the world just rippin' us apart
Scratch one out, nice and slow
Think I got one more mile left to go

I thought nothing would ever pierce my heart
Worst thing to do is to shatter all my pride
Scratch one out nice and slow
Think I got one more mile left to go

I've never met a salesman like you before
Lines of the world just rippin' us apart
Scratch one out along the way
Think I got one more goddamn word to say