[Verse]
You couldn't be cuter, plus that
You couldn't be smarter, plus that
Intelligent face, you have a disgraceful charm for me
You couldn't be keener
You look so fresh from the cleaner
You are the little grand slam
I'll bring to my family

[Chorus]
My ma' will show you an album of me
That'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives
We have dodged for years and years
And what will they tell me?
Exactly, what will they tell me?

[Post-Chorus]
Let's say you couldn't be nicer
Couldn't be sweeter
Couldn't be better
Couldn't be smoother
Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are

[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
My mama will show you an album of me
That'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives
That we've dodged for years and years
And what will they tell me?
Exactly, what they will tell me?

[Post-Chorus]
They'll say you couldn't be nicer
Couldn't be sweeter
Couldn't be better
Couldn't be smoother
Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are