When I was his alien and the world was young and gay
He thought I was as interesting as teddy bears were cute
When I was his alien, every day was Tanqueray
Every night Bacardi, and the twilight Absolut
Through the winter and the spring, we'd make a game of everything
Chowing down on Dunkaroos and watching Ricki Lake
But now he's older, breaking free
He'd rather play with boobs than me
I can't believe our special bond must break
Now I'm not his alien
What we had must finally end
I'm uselеss as a car on bricks atop a redneck's lawn
Now I'm not his alien
Sadnеss is my only friend
But life goes on