[Verse 1]
My sexy neighbors
They threw a party last night
I got so wasted that I drove into their garage
My famous bestie
She picked me up in a Porsche
We fled the scene and no one cared 'cause I’m fuckin' hot

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't care what you wear, but for me it’s Prada
Monogram underwear, I do what I wanna
Hit the mall, then the spa, fuck me in the sauna
The sauna, I do what I wanna

[Chorus]
Got all the hot boys, rockin' their Gucci glasses
Girls fuckin' coked up, pink gloss and mink eyelashes
We wear designer, only the latest fashions
Got lots of mansions, welcome to Calabasas

[Verse 2]
My sexy boyfriend
He's turning eighty next week
I'm gonna blow him like a Hoover vacuum tonight
Gives me his wallet
I pick the cards that I want
He'll buy me anything as long as I do it right
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't care what you wear, but for me it's Prada
Monogram underwear, I do what I wanna
Hit the mall, then the spa, fuck me in the sauna
The sauna, I do what I wanna

[Chorus]
Got all the hot boys, rockin’ their Gucci glasses
Girls fuckin’ coked up, pink gloss and mink eyelashes
We wear designer, only the latest fashions
Got lots of mansions, welcome to Calabasas

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't care what you wear, but for me it’s Prada
Monogram underwear, I do what I wanna
Hit the mall, then the spa, fuck me in the sauna
The sauna, I do what I wanna

[Chorus]
Got all the hot boys, rockin' their Gucci glasses
Girls fuckin' coked up, pink gloss and mink eyelashes
We wear designer, only the latest fashions
Got lots of mansions, welcome to Calabasas