[Verse 1]
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
I’ve got something to show you
A little video to get to know you
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”

[Chorus]
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips
Woah!
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Of crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won’t leave until you watch it all

[Verse 2]
You see me on every single screen
This video is seventeen hours long
Your power’s running low
It’s 2am and you open your phone
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips
Woah!
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Of crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won’t leave until you watch it all

[Bridge]
I’m what you see on your screen
But your friends can’t see me
What you feel isnt real
These pixels can’t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there’s a God how could he be so mean

I’m what you see on your screen
But your friends can’t see me
What you feel isnt real
These pixels can’t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
I’m what you see on your screen
But your friends can’t see me
What you feel isnt real
These pixels can’t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there’s a God how could he be so mean

I’m what you see on your screen
But your friends can’t see me
What you feel isnt real
These pixels can’t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there’s a God how could he be so mean

[Chorus]
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips
Woah!
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
So it’s cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Of crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won’t leave until you watch it all

And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips
Woah!
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
So it’s cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Of crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
And I’m collapsing onto my table
I ate as much as I was able to
Now it’s time to say goodbye
I give you a smile