{Introduction}

{Verse 1}
Glennridge Secondary College
Striving To Get
Heaps Good Knowlage
We Are Close To Westfield
Our Motto Is Courage
And No Phones

{Verse 2}
Glennridge Secondary College
A Professional Footballer
Went To This School
We Have Got Bunsen Burners
Since Banning Peanuts
Less Kids Have Died

{Verse 3}
Glennridge Secondary College
Year 12's Stop Parking In The Staff Car Park
There’s Not Enough Space For Staff As It Is
If You Have To Drive Park On The Side Streets
But Please Be Respectful Of The Residents There
We've Had A Few Complaints
About Students Swearing
There's An Elerdly Couple
Who Keep Writing Letters
Threatening To Call A Current Affair
When You’re In Uniform
You're Representing The School
So If You're Going To Park There
Wear A Casual Jumper
Or Better Yet
Catch The Fucking Bus
{Car Horn}