[YAKKO]
Columbus sailed the ocean blue
He had three ships, now he has two!

[DOT]
Through a bunch of nautical accidents
He claimed lands filled with inhabitants

[WAKKO]
Next trip, he'll say he finds Jamaica
Sure this time that it's in Asia

[YAKKO]
Think that's uncomplimentary?
Try reading his Wiki entry

[ALL]
He's the captain of endless mistakes
One of history's luckiest fakes
Are we sure that he deserves his own day?
He never even set foot in the USA!