[PINKY]
A morning gone
And the cupboard bare and empty
Now then, what to eat?
Grazing at the table
No one say no, and I didn't have to

[PINKY & THE BRAIN]
Spend a speck of dough
I ate a rock
Cause I missed breakfast

[PINKY]
I ate a rock
Cause I missed breakfast

[THE BRAIN]
He ate a rock
Cause he missed breakfast

[PINKY]
And it tasted bad
A little bland and chalky
It gave me tummy troubles
All night long
[THE BRAIN]
He has these poor fools thinking
"It's a profound metaphor!"
But it's not
He just has pica, nothing more

[PINKY]
I ate a rock
I'm like a dumpster, narf!
I ate a rock
I'm just like a dumpster!
I love our fans!
They're groovy and they're grimy!
They're human puppies
I can't say "no!"

[THE BRAIN]
He ate a rock
He's like a dumpster
He ate a rock
Just like a dumpster
I hate our fans
They're spoiled Baby Boomers
They hang around
He can't say "no!"
[PINKY]
This montage rocks!
I'm having fun!
I ate a rock
And now we're famous
I ate a rock
And now we're famous

[THE BRAIN]
He ate a rock
And now we're famous
He ate a rock
And now we're famous

[PINKY]
Narf!