[ABIGAIL]
We can take in the sights
Trendy, slick and expensive
Tell me, Pinky
Now, when did you last see the London sky?
We could visit Big Ben
Or Tower Bridge, what a wonder
Then bend over and chunder up our steak and kidney pie!

[PINKY]
Oh, but the food's so bad!
It's always dense and it tastes like glue!
Here where the words are lies
They say chips are fries
And call everything pudding

[ABIGAIL]
No, it's not home
There isn't one single kangaroo

[PINKY]
They call zucchini "courgettes"
And a "jumper's" a "sweater!"

[ABIGAIL]
They'll tell me all day long
That I don't belong
And now I have to wonder if that's true
The weather is awfully cold
And all the museums are boring
In football, there's not enough scoring
And the drinks are served lukewarm!
[PINKY]
No, it's not home!
It's not the place that I always knew!
Where the lines are "queues,"
And bathrooms are "loos,"
And all trucks are named "Laurie!"

[ABIGAIL]
So, let's go home!
There's nothing much here left to do

[PINKY]
Does that mean all trucks are girls?
So, I guess all cars are boys then?

[ABIGAIL]
I'll by a souvenir
From this hemisphere
And return to the place
I'm meant to be!

[BOTH]
And I know that
He'll agree!