[Verse 1]
She’s the woman of the year
Independent, a career
There’s not a thing that she couldn’t do

Oh, she’s alert
She’s aware
She’s got legs, like Astaire
And a 157 IQ

She has several PHDs
Speaks fluent Japanese
And always walks around with her purse
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Whatever street she’s walkin’ down
Everybody turns around and says:

[Chorus]
Hello, Nurse!

[Verse 2]
She likes cheese and pepperoni
Won a Pulitzer and a Tony
She played the lеading role in King Lear

She nеvers drinks, she never smokes
She never laughs at dirty jokes
She was ambassador for China last year
Oh, she’s politically correct
She’d never call-collect
She plays Chopin and she doesn’t rehearse

[Pre-Chorus 2]
And when she’s walkin’ by
I give a little sigh and shout:

[Chorus]
Hello, Nurse!

[Verse 3]
She gets her math equations right
She reads Tolstoy every night
She won the Nobel Prize in physics, it’s true

She drives a shiny new corvette
Sings opera at the Met
And volunteers her time at the zoo, oh!

[Bridge]
She won a scholarship to Yale
Got her Fullbright in the mail
And took a two-year junior college degree

She’s a manna sent from heaven
Too bad I’m only 11
[Outro]
‘Cause, Hello Nurse
I wish you’d take care of me!

If she’s not everything that we said
Then may lightning strike us dead

Hello, Nurse!