Animaniacs
Macadamia Nut
[Intro]
(Laughter)

Hello Nurse!

Uhhh…

I am not trying to be annoying
(Aight!)

[Verse 1]
I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania
Am I a cutie?
Absolutie!
And a beauty you can bet your patootie

But if you touch me or even get near me, I'll have you arrested
Do you hear me?

[Chorus]
Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brain-ia
Each line in the song sounds pretty much the same-ia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Duh!)
Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa, you grande sack 'o grania
Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstain-ia
Oy, Macadamia!

[Verse 2]
(Belch)
Now please don't mention my brother
The one they call Wakkorino
(Belch)
He's always burping
Every hour
So I threw him out of the tower
(Whoa!)

Hahahaha!
Now come on, what did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing.
So don't cross me!

[Chorus 2]
She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pain-ia
Cuts and bruises, you will sustain-ia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Narf!)
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is a goal for Pinky and The Brain-ia
Otra y vez, the repetitive refrain-ia
Oy, Macadamia!
[Instrumental break]

[Bridge]
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Spew!)
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!

[Interlude]
(Laughter)
I don't get it, what's the joke!
Uhhhhh….
Uhhhhhhhh….

[Verse 3]
I'm a nut, who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other name-ia
Louisa, Francesca, Banana Fanna, Bobesca

Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you
[Bridge]
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!

[Outro]
Nuts!