[Verse 1]
LA Dot
LA Dot
That's the sign the bus has got
Written up where everyone can see me
L-A-D-O-T
Spells LA Dot
Whod've thought
The one so cute could be this hot?
The metro line has built a sign for me

[Verse 2]
When I go walking down the street
All folks I chance to meet
Will wave and smile and throw a fuss
'Cause I'm the girl whose name is on the metro bus

[Verse 3]
And no one else
Has that spot
Meryl Streep and Cher do not
Madonna she is totally not
No, the only name there's LA Dot

[Verse 4]
'Cause I'm the bеst, still I'm floored
Who'd have guessеd I'm so adored?
You think I'd be conceited, but I'm not (No, no)
I'm just simple, humble, gorgeous, LA Dot!
[Verse 5]
I'm overwhelmed
Quite a lot
Blown away, I kid you not
Who would have expected
For a sign to be erected
Saying LA Dot?

[Verse 6]
But hey, why not?
I am a star of the Warner lot
Who they're thinkin' of 'cause they're all in love with me

[Verse 7]
So if, my friends, you chance to spot
A great big bus with LA Dot
No need to ask or wonder why
You know that it was put there by
My loyal fans
Who clap their hands
And cheer while banging pots and pans
They'll greet me now with marching bands a lot (Yeah, yeah)

[Bridge]
Yes, they put me on the bus
So that every one of us
Could see that they love L…A…
[Interlude]
Dot..
Excuse me, but that's not your real name
L.A.D.O.T. stands for Los Angeles Department of Transportation.

Oh… well.

[Outro]
You can find me on my webpage spot
It's w w w dot dot dot
Dot dot dot!