[Verse]
I came in here and took a seat
He said: "Don't eat candy, that is sweet"
I said to him: "My heart is breaking"
I chewed some gum, and that's the truth
It pulled the filling from my tooth
And now I feel my back teeth aching

[Chorus]
Dental avenue
Painful avenue
Root canal is only the beginning
Rootless avenue
Toothless avenue
And only my dentist will be grinning