[DOT]
To be like me, all you gotta be
Is perfect, funny, cute and smart and strong!
And if time permits, find your Slavic counterfeits
And kick their ample butt-skis from this song!

[WAKKO]
To be like me, eat everything you see
And always stand up for your mates
And if some big brawny czar is acting real bizarre
Just pop his muscle suit and watch him deflate

[YAKKO]
And to be like me, well buddy here's the key
Use the pen and not the sword when you're in a fight
You could write a clever rhyme, turn your foes into a mime
And then sign off by wishing everyone goodnight!

[DIRECTOR]
Let me out, or I call police!

[YAKKO]
Yeah, I don't think they'll care. It's a victimless mime

[ANIMANIACS]
So to be like us, it doesn't take much fuss
And just like us, it's really all black and white
You just gotta be yourself, don't copy someone else
'Cause being you is a singular delight