[Verse 1: Yakko, Wakko, Dot, All]
They ran out of ideas for fresh new shows
So Hollywood did the only thing it knows

Murphy Brown, Melrose Place
Gilmore Girls, Lost In Space
That's So Raven's what they're cravin'
(I know that's a show worth savin')
I vote X-Files for a comeback
(Ducovny's still a real snack)

Would the Golden Girl's be darker
If we resurrect Bea Arthur?

[Chorus: All, Yakko]
Reboot it, renew it
Reshoot it, redo it
And reuse it, retool it
Abuse it, just do it
If you wanna make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash

Repeat it, rеinstate it
Reheat it, rеcreate it
There's no need to feel frustrated
Simply just regurgitate it
For a guaranteed ratings smash
Dig it up out of the trash
Come on
Just reboot it

[Verse 2: Yakko, Wakko, Dot, All]
Will & Grace, and Dynasty
Sweet 16 on MTV
Blue's Clues, Twin Peaks and Fargo
Go catch Carmen Sandiego

Just relax and take the flak
If people want it, bring it back
Looney Tunes, Queer Eye, and DuckTales
Just reboot it, 'cause it sells

Take something foreign, then translate it
Shamelessly appropriate it
Even if the old fans hate it

Get the script rights cleared

You've done sequels, tried for prequels
Think of all the streams that equals
Utilizing these techniques will make your shows revered
Shows revered
[Chorus: All]
Reboot it, renew it
Reshoot it, redo it
And reuse it, retool it
Abuse it, just do it
If you wanna make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash

Repeat it, reinstate it
Reheat it, recreate it
There's no need to feel frustrated
Simply just regurgitate it

For a guaranteed ratings smash
Dig it up out of the trash
Come on
Just reboot it