Redman
2-Way Madness (Skit)
[Man]
Babe, I don't know what the fuck is going on
But I be getting threatened in pagers in my 2-way all day
[Woman]
Whatchu mean, threatened in pagers?
[Man]
I'm saying, like n***as is threatening to kill me and shit
See? The fuck. The fuck is going on?
(You gonna die.)
[Woman]
Stop playing, that shit is not funny
The limo is here, come on
[Man]
You think I'm fucking around right now
This ain't no bullshit!
[Woman]
You probably are fuckin around
You always playin games and shit
[Man]
See what I'm sayin? See, hold on, hold on. Fuck
(You gonna die tonight.)
[Woman]
Let me see
[Man]
Peep this, yo. Fuck, man
I don't understand this shit
[Woman]
It's probably just one of your bitches playing on your pager
[Man]
Oh, you see what I'm sayin?
Everytime somebody fuckin page me
You talk about some bitch
[Woman]
They play on the phone all day along
They might as well [?] your pager
You try to act like you don't be giving out the number
I know you do. Sharon saw you giving out your number in the club
[Man]
Why don't you just chill out?
Hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hold the fuck up, yo!
[Woman]
Hold the fuck up, my ass. If you would-
[Man]
Hold, hold the fuck on
(Someone's gonna kill you.)
[Woman]
That bitch you was fuckin's gonna kill you
[Man]
Fuck, gonna kill me?
[Woman]
Either her or me wanted to
[Man]
See what I'm saying?
Like I'm fucking scared to death and motherfuckers...
[Woman]
Cause, I'm really tired of this shit
[Man]
Hold the-, hold the fuck on, yo. Hold up!
[Woman]
Scared to death, my ass. You ain't scared of shit. You just...
[Man]
Hold on! Shut the fuck up!
[Woman]
What? I swear to god
(Someone's gonna kill you)
Fuck this n***a
[Man]
Your driver? My driver?
Fuck they mean, my driver?
[Driver]
Yeah, your driver, motherfucker
[Man]
Oh, shit
(Gunshots)
[Woman]
Damn, n***a!
You ain't got to use a cannon, did you?
Shit!
[Driver]
Whe- where my money, bitch?
[Woman]
You had to blow my eardrums out
[Driver]
My money, bi- bitch, my money
[Woman]
It's-it's-it's, it's-it's right-
It's right here. It's right here in my bag!
[Driver]
Let me see. Can I see that bag, for a second?
[Woman]
Yeah yeah yeah, hold on, hold on. Let me get it out
[Driver]
Yeah, cause you know I figured we could go, you know
Get something to eat or something
[Woman]
Good, cause I-
(Gunshots)