Will I have a cider? (Yes I will, Yes I will)
Will I have a scrumpy? (Yes I will, Yes I will)
Turbo, Merridale, Wilkins' Cidery
Doesn't really matter much to me
I drinks it in the morning and I drinks it all the day
I own it is the finest in the land
Plain to see
The only life for me
I am a west Country man

Will I take a lady? (Yes I will, Yes I will)
Sarah, Jess or Katie? (Yes I will, Yes I will)
Fat hips, red lips, sweet as sugar pie
That's the type of pretty girl for I
We're rollin' in the hay, jubilee, jubilee
I own she is the fairest in the land
Plain to see
The only life for me
I am a west Country man

Sing laaaaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaaaa
La la la la la laaaaaaa
Catch me if you can

Say laaaaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaaaa
La la la la la laaaaaaa
West Country Man!
I'll travel far and wide (Yes I will, Yes I will)
With comrades at my side (Yes I will, Yes I will)
West Country is a place that you can find
But furthermore, a state of mind
So drink thee cider down
Pass the jug around
Listen the Wurzels when you can
Live loud and free, and sure enough you'll be
A real West Country Man

Sing laaaaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaaaa
La la la la la laaaaaaa
Catch me if you can

Say laaaaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaaaa
La la la la la laaaaaaa
I am a West Country Man!