We pulled into the bar at a quarter after six
Sidled up to the table to order up the drinks
I wanna see you, Hottress don't you understand?

Well I've been all over the world, every city on the map
But I've never seen a lady like the angel at the taps
I wanna see you, Hottress don't you understand?

It's a long way to Kelowna
And I'll walk to the whole night through
Just to be the one, together in the sun
With you

Knockout blow, more news at 11
36-26-30-fuckin'-7
30,000 drunks will cry their bitter tears
Beauty, brawn, beer
The Hottress is here

Now I asked her for her name, she flashed a wicked grin
I asked her for a glass of water, she poured a triple gin
I wanna see you, Hottress don't you understand?

She walked past our table, I thought I might pass out
She's gotta put me on, that's what I'm all about
I wanna see you, Hottress don't you understand?
It's a long way to Kelowna
And I'll walk to the whole night through
Just to be the one, together in the sun
With you

Knockout blow, more news at 11
36-26-30-fuckin'-7
30,000 drunks will cry their bitter tears
Beauty, brawn, beer
The Hottress is here

Now I don't mean to offend you, or speak out of place
I don't want you on my conscience, I want you on my face
I wanna see you, Hottress don't you understand?

Knockout blow, more news at 11
36-26-30-fuckin'-7
30,000 drunks will spend the night alone, I know
I know
'Cause we're goin' home