[Verse 1]
Empty house, Empty Rooms, Empty bottle of Petron
I need to go out but not around here
There is nowhere we haven't gone
There's this travel agent that I know who says Cozumel is real nice
And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room and a little bit of free advice

[Chorus]
Don't drink the water
I told him that's ok
I am not going down
To Mexico to drink the water anyway

[Verse 2]
Blake haven't you been there yeah
(Blake) I've been there a time or two
They got some sweet Senoritas
That are more than glad to meet you
But I'm telling you boy that whatever you do

[Chorus]

Corona or Tecate or my old friend Jose
I am not going down
To Mexico to drink the water anyway
[Verse 3]
On this trip anything I sip better have a kick and a burn
Strong enough to get you off my mind
Little by little and a little grub of worm

[Outro]
No one I know goes to Mexico
To drink the water anyway