[Verse 1: Darius Rucker]
Is 10 o'clock in the morning
Too early to drink beer
I don't know and I don't care
When a girl walks by in a two-piece
Is it impolite to stare
I don't know and I don't care

[Chorus: Darius Rucker]
I don't know what beach this is
I don't know what day this is
I don't know if I packed enough clothes to wear
And I don't care

[Verse 2: Darius Rucker]
Do you think those are real or fake
You mean those, right there
I don't know and I don't care
Do you want the blonde or the brunette
Or the one with the long, red hair
I don't know and I don't care

[Chorus: Darius Rucker]
I don't know what beach this is
I don't know what day this is
I don't know if I packed enough clothes to wear
And I don't care
[Bridge: Darius Rucker]
Is 4 o'clock in the morning
Too late to drink beer
I don't know and I don't care

[Outro: Darius Rucker]
I don't know the last time I ate
I don't know how I'm still awake
I don't know how long a man live on beer
I don't know where I left my phone
I don't know when we're goin' home
I don't know if I've still got a job up there
And I don't care