[Intro]
Previously on the Grand Ole Opry Theater
Hi, boys, you lookin' for these?
Everybody duck
I can't say ****
I don't care who we offend
Shoot low, boys, they're ridin' Shetland ponies
Softer, George, it's more affective
Hurry up, they're gaining on us
The Kung Pao Buckaroo campaign

[Brad Paisley, Bill Anderson]
Where's George?
George who? (Jones)
George Jo— you mean No-Show?
Yeah, I guess he's livin' up to his name (He's no show)
We need somebody to take his place

[Vince Gill, Bill Anderson, Jimmy Dickens, Brad Paisley]
Hey, fellas, what're ya doin'? My name's Vince
I understand that you're, uh, potentially looking for, uh
A more caloric friendly, uh, person
Your Kung Pao Mountain Boys or whatever the hell you call your band
I like this guy
I think he's in
Perfect
[Brad Paisley, Jimmy Dickens]
The Grand Ole Opry Theater proudly presents "Bigger Fish to Fry"
Starring The New Kung Pao Buckaroos
Now possum-free