[Verse 1]
When you're five years old and you walk downstairs
And catch your parents on the couch
Playin' some game that looks like half-dressed mouth-to-mouth
Well, it's a shock to your system
And your brain starts spinnin'
And you make yourself a pact
You say, "When I grow up, I ain't ever gonna do that"

[Chorus]
Yes, you will
If you're lucky you will know just how that feels
You step into a pair of shoes
That you swore you'd never fill
You say you won't
But yes, you will

[Verse 2]
Before long you've got your drivers license
And the world seems like it's yours
Except for the fact that you've got to be home by ten, of course
And that makes you mad so you throw a fit
And slam the door as you leave the house
You yell, "When I have kids
I'm not gonna care how late they're out"
[Chorus]
Yes, you will
If you're lucky you will know just how that feels
You step into a pair of shoes
That you swore you'd never fill
You say you won't
But yes, you will

[Bridge]
Well, you know how your grandma and grandpa
Are happy just sittin' 'round the house
Wearin' clothes that are out of date, talkin' 'bout the old days
And draggin' photo albums out
And you sure do love them, but I mean, come on now
You won't ever be that way

[Chorus]
Yes, you will
If you're lucky you will know just how that feels
You step into a pair of shoes
That you swore you'd never fill
You say you won't
But yes, you will

[Outro]
Oh, you can say you won't
But yes, you will