Every time I go out to look for a job
It's damn sure I don't get far
'Til I get hit by a car
No!

The most unfortunate person that ever lived
If I start on something it won't work out
I fuck up everything
No!

Why me?
Oh Lord why please tell me why?
I'm the sufferin' bastard
Not good for anything
Everlasting loser
I wanna die

The most unfortunate person that ever exist
No friends no flat, no tv, no money
I think I'll lock myself in the bathroom
And slit my wrist

Why me?
Oh Lord why please tell me why?
I'm the sufferin' bastard
Not good for anything
Everlasting loser
I wanna die
Oh the pain