I like her substance, I like her style
But if she asked me to undress her I'd run a mile
There may be a walnut in my pantaloon
I'm nervous 'cos she's gonna take her clothes off soon

It's our first date
Wouldn't you rather wait?

It's a love thang, baby
You wouldn't understand
It's a love thang, baby
You wouldn't understand
I can't quite believe my luck there's a goddess in my bed
So let's make like fabric softener and snuggle instead

The illusion and the intrigue
Into her affections, out of my league
Light a candle, read my poetry
I hope she falls in love before she gets to know me

Our second rendezvous
Lying next to you

It's a love thang, baby
You wouldn't understand
It's a love thang, baby
You wouldn't understand
I can't quite believe my luck there's a goddess in my bed
So let's make like fabric softener and snuggle instead
To me you are like a tiny flower
Glistening in the morning dew
Gently swaying in the evening breeze
I love you

Our third liaison
What could possibly go wrong?

It's a love thang, baby
You wouldn't understand
It's a love thang, baby
You wouldn't understand
I can't quite believe my luck there's a goddess in my bed
We've waited long enough so let's get naked

Get naked
It's a love thang, baby, yeah
You wouldn't understand