[Verse 1]
We had not long set sail
When  a gust of a gale
Whisked  my poor deck chair away
Into the brine
This blusterous swine
Stole  something precious from me, that day
What  will I sit on
Now that my chair's gone?
Where  will I rest my behind?
Who will cradle me
Through the stormy seas
Of life and of time?

[Chorus]
La  vie
Le temps
La mort
(Oh, my old deck chair)
Qui te bercera?
(Well, my deck chair)
J'appartiens à Poseidon
(Ooh, my deck chair)
Le vent est ton tempérament
Mon amour
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
I stand here alone
For I have not a throne
Surveying the swell for a sign
The seat I relied on
Belongs to Poseidon
She is Neptune's, not mine