[Chorus]
"Do Not Enter" is written on the doorway
Why can't everyone just go away?
Except you
You can stay
What do you think of my treehouse?
It's where I sit and talk really loud
Usually
All by myself

[Verse]
I'm the captain but you can be my deputy
I'm really glad that you think I'm so funny
I don't think I'm ever gonna let you leave

[Chorus]
"Do Not Enter" is written on the doorway
Why can't everyone just go away?
Except you
You can stay
What do you think of my treehouse?
It's where I sit and talk really loud
Usually
All by myself

[Verse]
I'm the captain but you can be my deputy
I'm really glad that you think I'm so funny
I don't think I'm ever gonna let you leave