I am a bastard
And my name is Bill

I wake up at seven o’clock
I'd call in sick but I’m scared to talk

I hate to see you look so sad
But please don't make me feel so bad

Because I'm a bastard
And my name is Bill

I'd like to say “I wanna die”
But when I tell you I start to cry

I am a monkey whose name won't stick
But I won't charge you for this trick
Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick
I won't charge you for this trick
I won't charge you for this trick
I won't charge you for this trick
I won't charge you for this trick