If I could look past it I'd be
Big and free
What I'd be
If I could run faster I'd be
You know where I'd be
You know where I'd be
If I could think harder I'd see
More than me
I can't see
If I could run faster I'd be
You know where I'd be

Life was easy for a dog like me
I ran faster than anybody
Through the bushes into the store
Liquor cabinet and out the back door
Took time off to make a deal with myself
If I could keep this bottle up on the shelf
I'd drink a different drink for a while
And love my body love my style

I got lovers and I got friends
Got everything I need to meet the ends
Please don't look me in the eye
If you do I think I might cry
I got money and I got fame
The only thing I don't got
Is someone to blame
Leave me here so I can be a man
Gotta figure out the way that I am